I just found this on a random napkin in a random pocket, thought I'd share:
I just scarfed down an ice cream cone the length of my face in 5 minutes flat. I should've known better. Taipei summers and ice cream cones do not make for clean time. I took the cone with its flimsy 3x3 napkin, ice cream piled to my hair line, thought "uh oh" and started chomping down. i now have one massive ice cream headache and a sticky hand.
Seriously, what 30-year-old do you know walks around struggling with a melty ass ice cream cone all dripping down her arm?
Grow up. Get a cup.
I just scarfed down an ice cream cone the length of my face in 5 minutes flat. I should've known better. Taipei summers and ice cream cones do not make for clean time. I took the cone with its flimsy 3x3 napkin, ice cream piled to my hair line, thought "uh oh" and started chomping down. i now have one massive ice cream headache and a sticky hand.
Seriously, what 30-year-old do you know walks around struggling with a melty ass ice cream cone all dripping down her arm?
Grow up. Get a cup.
